The unexceptional harpist clobbered the homeless shuttlecock, or Flat Stanley goes to Spain.

This is the original Flat Stanley, who is mailed in an envelope to California:



This is Zachary's Flat Stanley, who was mailed to Grandma and Grandpa in North Carolina and then flown to Spain:



Here is what Stanley brought back:



(not pictured: cookies)

And here is Stanley, upon his return about one missing tooth later:



Zachary wrote this poem during indoor recess yesterday:

Spain

I love
Spain.
I love
Spain.
Spain is
the best,
Spain.